When It Rains, It Pours
# Hours Awake - 15
# Cups of Coffee - 2
# Stiches - 0 (You'll understand soon)
Last night the presidential election was held in the United States. After a long evening with tensions rising high, the republican party was declared the victor. I have never intended this to be a Political blog so it won't be. As much as losing the election hurt, I will not write about it. I will however tell you all how you can make what seems to be the worst possible thing even worse. When sitting in a bar and the networks start saying that your candidate just lost the election DO NOT hit your forehead on the bar in disbelief. If you must do it, aim with your forehead and not your nose or that satisfying CRACK you hear will be the sound of your nose cartilage seperating from the rest of your face. This is what they call a textbook definition of adding injury to insult. This fun factoid can also be applied to sporting events.
I have to go get another tissue.
-s
