Urban Sportsman

# Hours Awake - 2
# Cups of coffee - 1 1/2
# Days till joblessness - 1.9

On the way to work this morning I found myself next to one of those trucks which has absolutely no business on any road outside of Afghanistan; a supped-up, mint-condition, jet-black 1984 Suburban. I pulled up along side and noticed two bumper stickers on the back window (do you call them bumper stickers if they're on the window?)

One said simply "W '04" which I thought was fairly self-explanatory. The other said "Sportsmen for BUSH." Lot of ways you can go with the second one; sportsmen like the bush obviously because that's where they hide while scoping out game. Another option is that sportsmen like the bush because...well, just mix around the words from the preceding sentence and the third is that he's just a big "Dub-ya" supporter. I'm going with all three.

The kicker - license plate read: "I love(heart symbol) 8MPG"

God Bless America