Been Fishin'

# Hours awake - 2
# Cups of Coffee - 1/9
# Average wingspan of African Swallow - 11.2 inches

So I got a message wondering where I've been for the past couple of days and why I haven't been posting. Truth is...I was arrested. Not proud about it. If I was, you'd have seen a blog about it by now and in fact, I do have a blog about it sitting on my desktop but I just can't bring myself to publish it. It's pretty funny but I have issues as to whether the topic is funny or not; sometimes it is and sometimes it isn't. What I'm getting at is I've had difficulty trying to find the funny in anything in the aftermath of it and I need a couple of more days to decompress.

On a positive note, I have another wedding coming up this weekend (surprise, surprise) and I'm sure there'll be plenty of ammo to fill blog after blog. If you all could hold on for a couple more days I'm sure I can come up with something to brighten your day or even day and a half.

I will probably publish what will be known as the "lost blog" at some point. You'll just have to keep watching.

Thanks